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    July 29

    大连人就是这样谈恋爱的

    大连人就是这样谈恋爱的

    色色偷笑色色
    海浪轻盈地拍打着闪耀金黄的沙滩
    一男孩与一女孩浓情蜜意的对白
    男孩:你真姿势啊!
    女孩:你穿晚霞子也好帅啊!
    ...一阵沉默后
    男孩:对了,你爱歹忌会么?
    女孩摇摇头:我爱歹清酱
    男孩:我几好个爱歹清酱了
    女孩:你熊银!
    男孩:不熊你,俺妈都磕了我了
    女孩笑笑,没做声

    吃饭敲打吃饭
    男孩一头扎进波光粼粼的海面
    一包劲儿游起了狗刨
    女孩:败得瑟了,显摆什么啊
    男孩:血受,水里有炫了小鱼了

    谄笑思考谄笑
    男孩捉了几条上岸送给女孩
    女孩哥了哥了水中的鱼:你真有章程
    男孩:做我女朋友好么
    女孩脸红了:你彪说六道什么?硌痒人!
    男孩吻了女孩
    女孩:我卡睡了
    女孩躺进了男孩的怀抱

    心碎爱心爱心爱心心碎

     

    Comments (16)

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    Sharonwrote:
     你是大连人啊?太逗了,别的地方的人好像看不太明白,哈哈哈哈。
    Aug. 22
    samara liuwrote:
    哥哥同学啊~~读得我都颠覆了,乐得我都癫痫了 。
    Aug. 4
    Amy liwrote:
    我也回个礼来睬睬吧!
    原来你是大连人啊,我八月底想去大连旅游的,到时可以来找你伐? 
    July 31
    雨 潇wrote:
     有意思,对于东北人来说还是很亲切的。
    July 31
    Makiyo PANGwrote:
    第一次来~~ 
    July 31
    快乐老爸wrote:
    呵呵,那我们离的很近了。烟台到蓬莱只有一个小时的车程啊。 别说还真有点殖民地的意思呢,呵呵。
    July 31
    只是我wrote:
    哈~ 
    July 31
    shuluan 黄wrote:
    是这样的吗? 看不太懂~~~~
    July 31
    Xiaomengwrote:
    大连人呀~~
    这都看不出来?
    呵呵....
    谢谢你的夸奖哦
    就是会无病呻吟~~~
    今天大连有雷阵雨呢~~ 
    July 31
    nina 周wrote:
    最后的一个暑假,当然要好好珍惜,
    旅游是件痛并快乐着的事情,不过这次的行程总体还是不错的. 
    July 30
    Xiaomengwrote:
    哈哈..这让你写的..血彪.....
    不过挺有意思的..
    怎么想出来的呀?
    不会你就是这么追你女朋友的吧?
    哈哈..会游泳吗??? 
    July 30
    快乐老爸wrote:
    呵呵,大连说话和烟台差不多了,只是腔调不同罢了。你一定特别稀罕你女朋友了,她一定不会格痒你了。好好相爱吧。
    是啊,大连和烟台是一水之隔,只要想见面随时都可以见的。有缘不在距离啊。
    以前我去过大连好几次呢。大连人大部分老家都是山东的呢。
    July 30
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    Stella wrote:
    谢谢光临哈~ 
    July 29
    笑 秦wrote:
    OO and XX 
    July 29
    wrote:
    大学生活是最美好的,你怎么谈的?  
    July 29
    雯 刘wrote:
     哈哈,偶来看你拉!恩,看来过的相当爽啊!加油啊~
    哥们现在感情问题也不错嘛!!!!哈哈哈哈~~也要好好对人家拉~~哈哈哈哈!!!
     
    July 29

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